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ComedyTrain: a radio-TV programme
Comedy train is a new radio programme idea which is basically written to develop young comedians to come up with hilarious joke on weekly basis, meanwhile out of hundreds of jokes received through our sources, it shall be streamlined to 10 best jokes which will be read on radio and for the studio judges and invited guest to decide and pick the best joke from the 10 selected ones. The winner of the best joke will have the opportunity to be part of the next comedy-train programme to showcase his or her talent; this will definitely launch this upcoming comedian to the market through our team whose responsibility is to fix him or her up on events or shows with the aim of promoting this young comedian. However, to get on comedy train, Fans and listeners of comedy-train will send their best joke to firstname.lastname@example.org or write on the wall of ComedyTrain on facebook or twit comdeytrain2010 on twitter, they can also text name / address and a joke to 08034438765.
Comedy train is also a programme idea which will be the first radio programme idea to be aired on radio that will offer every young Nigerians the opportunity to project their creativity and also to be a joke master by coming up with their own hilarious jokes, devoid of plagiarism and copy write jokes, the programme will give listeners the platform to write in creative thought in the best form of humour , with a chance to winning the price of the best joke of the day.
The second phase of comedy train is the invitation of a popular comedian on the programme, the programme will dive into how he or she started comedy, what inspired him or her and how best he or she can encourage upcoming comedians to grow without intimidation and fear of the unknown. The invited guest will also make list as part of comedy-train judge to pick the best joke of the day and will also be introduced to the last winner as an apprentice who shall be groomed by him for 2 weeks.
The third phase of comedy-train is the counseling section whereby the best joke winner will be fixed with a consulting firm for counsel and advise on how to develop his or her self and he or she will have opportunity to attend comedy train comedy class for a month which will be for grooming and teaching on basics on comedy by a professional staff of comedy- train.
The last phase of comedy train is to promote the upcoming comedian by organizing or partnering a show with a counterpart in the field to support and promote upcoming comedians and also give them a livelihood.
Joke of the day!
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
2. A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
3. A New York lawyer went duck hunting in eastern North Carolina. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an older man asked him what he was doing. The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the U.S. and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything!
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do things here in North Carolina. We settle small disagreements like this with the NC Three-Kick Rule."
The lawyer asked, "What is the NC three-Kick Rule?"
The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up."
The New York attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old southerner. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His next too kicks caused the lawyer so much pain that he just about gave up. However, the New York lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old redneck southerner, now it's my turn."
The old North Carolina farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck."
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